Tuesday, July 31, 2018

Def-Con 4 (1985)



..If I were ever in outer space when a nuclear war happened on earth I would never return.  I would just stay up there eating the remainder of the food, poo into a vacuum & wait for the air to run out.  It has to be better than breathing radiation & having your popo fall off.  There are a million other things you have to worry about when returning to earth.  The territories are always ruled by brutality where you have a good chance of being hung or shot. There isn't a clean women to be found. Don't even get me started about how shitty the food is.  You'll be eating oatmeal until your die day.  I don't care if it's fucking Quaker Oat meal.  If it doesn't have maple & brown sugar it can fuck right off like Wilford Brimley





 


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