Wednesday, July 4, 2018

Dance of the Drunken Mantis (1979)



..When people ask me if I know martial arts I lie & tell them I know drunken boxing.  This is a perfect way to get stranger's to pay for drinks.  If they won't pick up the tab I just mimic Siu Tin Yuen's drunken style.  In fear of getting their ass kicked they gladly pay up.  If you are looking for some free drinks I highly suggest checking out any Drunken Master movie & then head off to your local pub.  The worst thing that can happen is a real fight will break out & you'll be forced to show your true drunken style




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