..When people ask me if I know martial arts I lie & tell them I know drunken boxing. This is a perfect way to get stranger's to pay for drinks. If they won't pick up the tab I just mimic Siu Tin Yuen's drunken style. In fear of getting their ass kicked they gladly pay up. If you are looking for some free drinks I highly suggest checking out any Drunken Master movie & then head off to your local pub. The worst thing that can happen is a real fight will break out & you'll be forced to show your true drunken style
...have been reviewing & live tweeting for so many years I can barely remember what Ive watched or not so this is last call my friends...time to belly up until you puke....
Wednesday, July 4, 2018
Dance of the Drunken Mantis (1979)
..When people ask me if I know martial arts I lie & tell them I know drunken boxing. This is a perfect way to get stranger's to pay for drinks. If they won't pick up the tab I just mimic Siu Tin Yuen's drunken style. In fear of getting their ass kicked they gladly pay up. If you are looking for some free drinks I highly suggest checking out any Drunken Master movie & then head off to your local pub. The worst thing that can happen is a real fight will break out & you'll be forced to show your true drunken style
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