..Rock n Roll Frankenstein has a novel concept that peters out. Pun intended. By taking the body parts of dead rock n roll stars a new music superstar is created. He has Jimi Hendrix's hands, Keith Moon's legs & even Elvis's head. The only thing that was missing was Jim Morrison's shlong. A freak accident occurs when the cock of rock is being retrieved & a substitute must be found much like the original Frankenstein's broken brain. So they grab Liberace's popo & sew it on the monster. Inner conflict arises as new Monster King doesn't know if he's gay or straight. He even took to shoving gerbils up his ass which I found very strange since he had the buttocks of Sid Vicious. Maybe Nancy was helping Sid shoot more than heroin. Only Sid's sweet cheeks will ever know
...have been reviewing & live tweeting for so many years I can barely remember what Ive watched or not so this is last call my friends...time to belly up until you puke....
Wednesday, July 25, 2018
Rock 'n' Roll Frankenstein (1999)
..Rock n Roll Frankenstein has a novel concept that peters out. Pun intended. By taking the body parts of dead rock n roll stars a new music superstar is created. He has Jimi Hendrix's hands, Keith Moon's legs & even Elvis's head. The only thing that was missing was Jim Morrison's shlong. A freak accident occurs when the cock of rock is being retrieved & a substitute must be found much like the original Frankenstein's broken brain. So they grab Liberace's popo & sew it on the monster. Inner conflict arises as new Monster King doesn't know if he's gay or straight. He even took to shoving gerbils up his ass which I found very strange since he had the buttocks of Sid Vicious. Maybe Nancy was helping Sid shoot more than heroin. Only Sid's sweet cheeks will ever know
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