Wednesday, July 25, 2018

Rock 'n' Roll Frankenstein (1999)



..Rock n Roll Frankenstein has a novel concept that peters out.  Pun intended.  By taking the body parts of dead rock n roll stars a new music superstar is created.  He has Jimi Hendrix's hands, Keith Moon's legs & even Elvis's head.  The only thing that was missing was Jim Morrison's shlong.  A freak accident occurs when the cock of rock is being retrieved & a substitute must be found much like the original Frankenstein's broken brain. So they grab Liberace's popo & sew it on the monster.  Inner conflict arises as new Monster King doesn't know if he's gay or straight.  He even took to shoving gerbils up his ass which I found very strange since he had the buttocks of Sid Vicious.  Maybe Nancy was helping Sid shoot more than heroin.  Only Sid's sweet cheeks will ever know




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