Tuesday, July 31, 2018

Children of the Corn (2009)



..There are more Children of the Corn movies then yellow kernels found in a Nebraskan's stool.  I've seen most of them.  In fact it they were some of the 1st films I live tweeted using #corninmypoo.  I'm surprised how many times they've gone to the well considering the source material isn't all that good.  Children actors have to keep working I suppose.  What I find interesting about this remake is Burton Stanton is having Vietnam flashbacks while he is killing the children of the corn.  We're all just a causality of war. The most frustrating thing about these Children of the Corn movies is they never truly explore he who is beyond the rows.  It's the fucking Jolly Green Giant & that bastard Strout.  They'll make cream corn out of you




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