Saturday, July 14, 2018

Friday the 13th: A New Beginning (1985)



..Time heals all wounds.  I used to absolutely hate Fri13 A New Beginning just b/c Jason was not the killer.  Now it can be enjoyed much like a Michael Myers less Halloween 3 for the pure piece of trash that it is.   Never before & never again will a Friday the 13th movie have such an ensemble of lovable assholes brought to slaughter.  Crazy Ethel puts Shelley Winters to shame.  Plus Tiffany Helm does an awesome new wave dance that rivals Crispin Glover.  There are more than a dozen ways to die & thankfully A New Beginning teaches some very valuable lessons on how to stay alive.  For instance you should always take Pepto Bismol when eating enchiladas so you don't get butchered on the shitter




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