Sunday, July 22, 2018

Link (1986)



..It's amazing how much primates are like humans.  They both like to wear nice clothes, smoke cigars & watch Elisabeth Shue get naked to a take bath.  It's a lot of monkey business until our title orangutan goes absolutely ape shit & on a killing rampage.  This mother-fucker is strong as he'll yank you through the mail slot by your arm.  You won't be playing Beethoven's Moonlight Sonata anytime soon.  I'm always a fan of animal gone wild movies & feel that deranged primates don't get enough screen time unless they're from Skull Island & are 147 feet tall.  Cannon has a go even though it cost them @ the box office & it's just about as much fun as a barrel on monkeys




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