..It's amazing how much primates are like humans. They both like to wear nice clothes, smoke cigars & watch Elisabeth Shue get naked to a take bath. It's a lot of monkey business until our title orangutan goes absolutely ape shit & on a killing rampage. This mother-fucker is strong as he'll yank you through the mail slot by your arm. You won't be playing Beethoven's Moonlight Sonata anytime soon. I'm always a fan of animal gone wild movies & feel that deranged primates don't get enough screen time unless they're from Skull Island & are 147 feet tall. Cannon has a go even though it cost them @ the box office & it's just about as much fun as a barrel on monkeys
...have been reviewing & live tweeting for so many years I can barely remember what Ive watched or not so this is last call my friends...time to belly up until you puke....
Sunday, July 22, 2018
Link (1986)
..It's amazing how much primates are like humans. They both like to wear nice clothes, smoke cigars & watch Elisabeth Shue get naked to a take bath. It's a lot of monkey business until our title orangutan goes absolutely ape shit & on a killing rampage. This mother-fucker is strong as he'll yank you through the mail slot by your arm. You won't be playing Beethoven's Moonlight Sonata anytime soon. I'm always a fan of animal gone wild movies & feel that deranged primates don't get enough screen time unless they're from Skull Island & are 147 feet tall. Cannon has a go even though it cost them @ the box office & it's just about as much fun as a barrel on monkeys
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