..I'm a fan of the Deathstalker series. In fact I believe it should be a weekly television series like Game of Thrones but don't give it a modern touch @ all. Keep the shoestring budget & shitty puppets. Hell bring Rick Hill back. He hasn't worked for 16 years. The world needs more Deathstalker b/c it reminds me of a time when this was as good as it was going to get before you could rent porn. Great for boy parties b/c there's lots of sugar boobies. I don't care how hooky the rest of the film is. The fact you need a chalice, amulet & a sword to have THE POWER is ridiculous. Nintendo wrapped it up nicely w/ a simple glove
...have been reviewing & live tweeting for so many years I can barely remember what Ive watched or not so this is last call my friends...time to belly up until you puke....
Monday, July 23, 2018
Deathstalker (1983)
..I'm a fan of the Deathstalker series. In fact I believe it should be a weekly television series like Game of Thrones but don't give it a modern touch @ all. Keep the shoestring budget & shitty puppets. Hell bring Rick Hill back. He hasn't worked for 16 years. The world needs more Deathstalker b/c it reminds me of a time when this was as good as it was going to get before you could rent porn. Great for boy parties b/c there's lots of sugar boobies. I don't care how hooky the rest of the film is. The fact you need a chalice, amulet & a sword to have THE POWER is ridiculous. Nintendo wrapped it up nicely w/ a simple glove
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