..Frankenstein Island may hold the dubious distinction of being the worst Frankstein movie I have ever seen. 3 friends crash their hot air balloons on what they assume to be a deserted island but are met w/ amazons who like to do bong tokes out of skulls & ship wrecked sailors who brains are ridden w/ syphilis (maybe it's just salt water). To top it all off they met the great great granddaughter of Dr Frankenstein who is a von Helsing. Then there's some bullshit about aliens visting the island. Frankenstein's monster eventually turns up but he looks like he has a pickle up his butt & is trying to learn the frug. I was mesmerized by John Carradine's disembodied head but not has much as the hypno-spiral. I think it was trying to put me under a spell & convince me that this was a good film
...have been reviewing & live tweeting for so many years I can barely remember what Ive watched or not so this is last call my friends...time to belly up until you puke....
Thursday, July 26, 2018
Frankenstein Island (1981)
..Frankenstein Island may hold the dubious distinction of being the worst Frankstein movie I have ever seen. 3 friends crash their hot air balloons on what they assume to be a deserted island but are met w/ amazons who like to do bong tokes out of skulls & ship wrecked sailors who brains are ridden w/ syphilis (maybe it's just salt water). To top it all off they met the great great granddaughter of Dr Frankenstein who is a von Helsing. Then there's some bullshit about aliens visting the island. Frankenstein's monster eventually turns up but he looks like he has a pickle up his butt & is trying to learn the frug. I was mesmerized by John Carradine's disembodied head but not has much as the hypno-spiral. I think it was trying to put me under a spell & convince me that this was a good film
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