Thursday, July 26, 2018

Frankenstein Island (1981)



..Frankenstein Island may hold the dubious distinction of being the worst Frankstein movie I have ever seen.  3 friends crash their hot air balloons on what they assume to be a deserted island but are met w/ amazons who like to do bong tokes out of skulls & ship wrecked sailors who brains are ridden w/ syphilis (maybe it's just salt water).  To top it all off they met the great great granddaughter of Dr Frankenstein who is a von Helsing. Then there's some bullshit about aliens visting the island. Frankenstein's monster eventually turns up but he looks like he has a pickle up his butt & is trying to learn the frug.   I was mesmerized by John Carradine's disembodied head but not has much as the hypno-spiral.  I think it was trying to put me under a spell & convince me that this was a good film




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