..The biggest problem w/ Jurassic Park is so many film makers came after thinking they could CGI a dinosaur & have a go @ the genre. I'm not scared of pixels. I'm scared of latex. Thankfully Planet Raptor had some practical f/x like an eye or a foot. Maybe a mouth will eat a head. Some terrifying shit but it's not enough. You really can't expect much from these SYFY original movies & there are much better than what's going on here. I myself would rather get some rubber dinosaurs & play in the cat box. It takes raptors w/ some real skill to impress me
...have been reviewing & live tweeting for so many years I can barely remember what Ive watched or not so this is last call my friends...time to belly up until you puke....
Sunday, July 15, 2018
Planet Raptor (2007)
..The biggest problem w/ Jurassic Park is so many film makers came after thinking they could CGI a dinosaur & have a go @ the genre. I'm not scared of pixels. I'm scared of latex. Thankfully Planet Raptor had some practical f/x like an eye or a foot. Maybe a mouth will eat a head. Some terrifying shit but it's not enough. You really can't expect much from these SYFY original movies & there are much better than what's going on here. I myself would rather get some rubber dinosaurs & play in the cat box. It takes raptors w/ some real skill to impress me
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