Friday, August 17, 2018

The Terror of the Tongs (1961)



..You must respect The Red Dragon or they will choppy choppy your favorite masturbating hand w/ a hatchet.  In fact there's more hatchet welding in The Terror of the Tongs then an Insane Clown Posse concert.  The  Tong crime syndicate touches 75% of the Chinese population.  That could add up to almost a billion people who use heroin.  Those numbers are staggering to me & it's all run by mastermind Christopher Lee.  Lee must have liked playing a Chinese or the money was right b/c he dawned the guise a few years as Fu Manchu.  This time out Lee was working one his tan quite a bit before hand & is looking a bit like the Coppertone Baby especially if you could see his lily white ass


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