..You must respect The Red Dragon or they will choppy choppy your favorite masturbating hand w/ a hatchet. In fact there's more hatchet welding in The Terror of the Tongs then an Insane Clown Posse concert. The Tong crime syndicate touches 75% of the Chinese population. That could add up to almost a billion people who use heroin. Those numbers are staggering to me & it's all run by mastermind Christopher Lee. Lee must have liked playing a Chinese or the money was right b/c he dawned the guise a few years as Fu Manchu. This time out Lee was working one his tan quite a bit before hand & is looking a bit like the Coppertone Baby especially if you could see his lily white ass
...have been reviewing & live tweeting for so many years I can barely remember what Ive watched or not so this is last call my friends...time to belly up until you puke....
Friday, August 17, 2018
The Terror of the Tongs (1961)
..You must respect The Red Dragon or they will choppy choppy your favorite masturbating hand w/ a hatchet. In fact there's more hatchet welding in The Terror of the Tongs then an Insane Clown Posse concert. The Tong crime syndicate touches 75% of the Chinese population. That could add up to almost a billion people who use heroin. Those numbers are staggering to me & it's all run by mastermind Christopher Lee. Lee must have liked playing a Chinese or the money was right b/c he dawned the guise a few years as Fu Manchu. This time out Lee was working one his tan quite a bit before hand & is looking a bit like the Coppertone Baby especially if you could see his lily white ass
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