..Jack Palance is in for a 3rd of a small fortune when he decides to help a small village w/ a shipment of nitroglycerin. The unfortunate thing is the freight used to belong to the ruthless Fernando Lamas but all is fair in the smuggling trade. Palance & Lamas play some mental cat & mouse, smoke a lot of tobacco & even have a friendly game of Russian Roulette. It isn't long until the 2 of them along w/ their crews are shooting it out on top of the volatile explosive. Thankfully for the villagers Palance is able to secure the load & nobody had their ass blown sky high. Lamas is even a good sport about it all & brings Palance a cake to celebrate his birthday. Unfortunately it interrupts Jack from getting his birthday nookie for the 2nd time. If there is something that I have learned over the years that people can buy you cakes, bring you balloons but nothing; I mean nothing beats birthday sex
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