..It's difficult to make it in the fast food business but it's even harder in the fast food movie business. For some reason fast food comedies have as much quality as a Happy Meal w/out the toy. As good as you're going to get in this genre is probably Hamburger The Movie. Fast Food gains a couple points for having the casting of Jim Varney (who gives this movies it's only laughs), Traci Lords (the only sexy thing about a sex comedy) & Michael J Pollard (who makes me wish I did more drugs). It's all about a gas station turned fast food restaurant that uses a sex drug in their secrete sauce. The money making venture turns out to be as harmful as Spanish Fly. Not like McDonalds' secrete sauce. They say it's 1000 island dressing but it made me impotent when I was eating Big Macs
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