..The First Turn On is like a fine fart to the face. You may feel a little nauseous afterwards but you'll never forget it. This film makes me remember the good old days when I went to camp & caught mononucleosis. That's nothing compared to what one might contract while attending a camp run by Troma or what Mark Torgl contracted while performing fellatio on a cob of corn. Good times are had by all except for the campers who get caught in a cave. Instead of turning to cannibalism they tell stories about how they lost their virginity & like all good sex stories they are full of bullshit. It doesn't matter. Summer camp is where memories are made be it erotic sculpting or winning a circle jerk. That is why I always donate to Tim Horton's Camp Days in hopes that their camping experience is as cherish able as Camp Big Tee Pee
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