..I was originally going to see Mortal Kombat when in was in theaters but I've always held the opinion that movies based on video games shouldn't cost more than a quarter to go & see. They're really just big screen commercials to hawk merchandise. Where Mortal Kombat benefits is it already has a long list of characters to try to flesh out from their pixilated forms. Christopher Lambert is laughably cast as Lord Raiden & producers of this film really should have seen what David Carradine was up to. Johnny Cage is a douche who punches my favorite character Goro right in the grapefruits. Goro has so many arms he can jerk off & toss off 3 of his buddies. I wish I had as many hands & a Sonya Blade action figure to rub one out to
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