..Aliens have come to earth taking over a radio station b/c they love polka music, Blue Oyster Cult & women. All aliens love our women. It's up to DJ Dangerous Dan O'Dare to stop the invaders but unfortunately his broadcast is better than Orson Welles's War of the Worlds & his listening audience doesn't believe him. He only manages to infuriate the FCC. It's only a matter of time before everyone w/in the listening radius is captured in a jar or covered by fungus. Actually these aliens are spreading a form of tinea cruris or jock itch. Our heroes use an anti-fungal spray to battle the aliens but they would have been better off using w/ some Cruex for fast effective relief
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