Saturday, August 18, 2018

Hunk (1987)



..Crown International does Faust.  Computer programmer Bradley Brinkman signs his soul over to The Devil to become Hunk Golden:The World's Most Handsome Man.  He has ladies' panties wet from here to LA & a couple of boners popping along the way.  Hunk is pure beefcake & I almost wished I could cut me off a slice.  Now Hunk can hang out w/ all the yuppies on the beach drinking Perrier & playing Trivial Pursuit.  Being so macho isn't all pussy & parties though as Hunk's deal w/ the devil was only a trail period & he decides to become nerdy Bradley Brinkman once again for the love a good woman.  I think the reason he gave up all that fame & fortune is b/c he worked for Avery Schreiber & knew if he came back to work as a computer programmer he would get free Doritos everyday




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