..Anaconda gives you WOOOOOOOOOOO as it's probably the best killer snake movie since Piers Haggard's Venom. I love to see snakes coiling, striking, hissing but most of all I love to see them devouring people. What a joy it was to see Owen Wilson swallowed whole & laying in an anaconda's digestive track. I only wish I could have seen him pooped out. This film belongs to Jon Voight as he's in some sort of acting trance & even gives a wink once he's regurgitated. As for our survivors it's all snakes & ladders. I think producers missed the boat w/out having some sort of musical number w/ Jennifer Lopez & Ice Cube. I don't necessarily need to hear J-Lo sing but music does sooth the savage beast. Maybe Ice Cube could have rapped a little bit. Perhaps smokes a few blunt w/ that deadly snake
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