..Lorenzo Lamas is a Marine turned cop who wants you to know he's sexy too by striping down past his BVDs in the opening scene. He must take on some backwoods hillbillies who kidnapped his sister. Those hillbillies are sinister as they don't even give Lamas' sister a poop bucket as she's locked away in a shed. Lamas looses a kidney trying to rescue her but he's one tenacious son of bitch & says fuck it I have another one & there's always dialysis. He's one tough mother-fucker that does more than sit a car all day doing stake outs & drinking free coffee. Thanks to Snake Eater I know what happens w/ cops & all that free coffee. They piss in the cups & give it away to vagrants. Think of that the next time you pick a Tim Horton's cup off the ground to see if you won a free doughnut in Roll Up The Rim
...have been reviewing & live tweeting for so many years I can barely remember what Ive watched or not so this is last call my friends...time to belly up until you puke....
Friday, August 17, 2018
Snake Eater (1989)
..Lorenzo Lamas is a Marine turned cop who wants you to know he's sexy too by striping down past his BVDs in the opening scene. He must take on some backwoods hillbillies who kidnapped his sister. Those hillbillies are sinister as they don't even give Lamas' sister a poop bucket as she's locked away in a shed. Lamas looses a kidney trying to rescue her but he's one tenacious son of bitch & says fuck it I have another one & there's always dialysis. He's one tough mother-fucker that does more than sit a car all day doing stake outs & drinking free coffee. Thanks to Snake Eater I know what happens w/ cops & all that free coffee. They piss in the cups & give it away to vagrants. Think of that the next time you pick a Tim Horton's cup off the ground to see if you won a free doughnut in Roll Up The Rim
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