..W/ a name like Winterbeast I hoping for a beast that rivals the Wampa from Hoth. In fact I don't even think it was winter b/c my Snoopy Snowcone Machine has more accumulation. Instead things feel like mid-fall & our beasts are a devil, a mummy, a totem & some other shit that was thrown together on the cheap. In fact Winterbeast is so cheap most of it's kills are done in Claymation resembling an episode of Mr Bill....oh no!
...have been reviewing & live tweeting for so many years I can barely remember what Ive watched or not so this is last call my friends...time to belly up until you puke....
Monday, June 18, 2018
Winterbeast (1992)
..W/ a name like Winterbeast I hoping for a beast that rivals the Wampa from Hoth. In fact I don't even think it was winter b/c my Snoopy Snowcone Machine has more accumulation. Instead things feel like mid-fall & our beasts are a devil, a mummy, a totem & some other shit that was thrown together on the cheap. In fact Winterbeast is so cheap most of it's kills are done in Claymation resembling an episode of Mr Bill....oh no!
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