..I would be devastated if I lost an arm. Masturbation would be ruined for me. Surely I could switch hands but then I would have to hold my Swank magazine w/ my feet. My love life would be ruined. My girlfriend wouldn't want me if I lost an arm. She'd probably start dating the severed arm b/c it could fist her better. No if you are going to cut off my arm it's best to eat it. @ least that bitch would get no satisfaction
...have been reviewing & live tweeting for so many years I can barely remember what Ive watched or not so this is last call my friends...time to belly up until you puke....
Thursday, June 28, 2018
The Severed Arm (1973)
..I would be devastated if I lost an arm. Masturbation would be ruined for me. Surely I could switch hands but then I would have to hold my Swank magazine w/ my feet. My love life would be ruined. My girlfriend wouldn't want me if I lost an arm. She'd probably start dating the severed arm b/c it could fist her better. No if you are going to cut off my arm it's best to eat it. @ least that bitch would get no satisfaction
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