..For a brief time as a child (between Star Wars movies) I was straight out obsessed w/ The Smurfs. I watched the Saturday morning cartoon & had my parents fork over too much money for the rubber figurines. Since they were an important part of my childhood I have high demands even out of sometime so simplistic as The Smurfs. This movie did not reach them & in fact made me ashamed that I ever played Guitar Hero. The Smurfs would never survive in New York. A mother-fucking rat would eat them w/in seconds. @ least I had Hank Azaria & Mr Krinkle to keep me amused. That cat needs more work. All in all no where as good as The Smurf movie we all needed This Ain't The Smurfs A XXX Parody
...have been reviewing & live tweeting for so many years I can barely remember what Ive watched or not so this is last call my friends...time to belly up until you puke....
Tuesday, June 26, 2018
The Smurfs (2011)
..For a brief time as a child (between Star Wars movies) I was straight out obsessed w/ The Smurfs. I watched the Saturday morning cartoon & had my parents fork over too much money for the rubber figurines. Since they were an important part of my childhood I have high demands even out of sometime so simplistic as The Smurfs. This movie did not reach them & in fact made me ashamed that I ever played Guitar Hero. The Smurfs would never survive in New York. A mother-fucking rat would eat them w/in seconds. @ least I had Hank Azaria & Mr Krinkle to keep me amused. That cat needs more work. All in all no where as good as The Smurf movie we all needed This Ain't The Smurfs A XXX Parody
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