Tuesday, June 26, 2018

The Smurfs (2011)



..For a brief time as a child (between Star Wars movies) I was straight out obsessed w/ The Smurfs.  I watched the Saturday morning cartoon & had my parents fork over too much money for the rubber figurines.  Since they were an important part of my childhood I have high demands even out of sometime so simplistic as The Smurfs.  This movie did not reach them & in fact made me ashamed that I ever played Guitar Hero.  The Smurfs would never survive in New York.  A mother-fucking rat would eat them w/in seconds.  @ least I had Hank Azaria & Mr Krinkle to keep me amused.  That cat needs more work.  All in all no where as good as The Smurf movie we all needed This Ain't The Smurfs A XXX Parody

   


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