Tuesday, June 19, 2018

Bionic Ninja (1985)



..When I was 11 I wanted to be a ninja.  I even made some badass origami throwing stars.  Little did I know that you could become a full fledged ninja by reading a book like those in Bionic Ninja.  Yes I will watch anything w/ Ninja in the title even if it's mostly incoherent like this one is.  It's a mess.  The Russian KGB have Japanese ninjas in Hong Kong.  That's 3 head scratching things right there.  I was expecting something completely different w/ the name Bionic Ninja.  I was hoping for some Steve Austin 6 Million Dollar Ninja shit 




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