..Want to piss me off? Make a movie that promises something in it's title & doesn't deliver. Meatcleaver Massacre has no meat cleaver to be found. What if Tobe Hooper decided to make The Texas Chainsaw Massacre & had Leatherface run around w/ a butter knife. There's a reason why director Evan Lee never made another film. The best part is having Christopher Lee bookending incoherently b/c the footage was produced for another movie. Fuck it b/c Christopher Lee rules
...have been reviewing & live tweeting for so many years I can barely remember what Ive watched or not so this is last call my friends...time to belly up until you puke....
Friday, June 22, 2018
Meatcleaver Massacre (1977)
..Want to piss me off? Make a movie that promises something in it's title & doesn't deliver. Meatcleaver Massacre has no meat cleaver to be found. What if Tobe Hooper decided to make The Texas Chainsaw Massacre & had Leatherface run around w/ a butter knife. There's a reason why director Evan Lee never made another film. The best part is having Christopher Lee bookending incoherently b/c the footage was produced for another movie. Fuck it b/c Christopher Lee rules
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