Friday, August 3, 2018

Blood Freak (1972)



..Blood Freak is my favorite mutant killer turkey gone amuck movie.  B/c of it's religious overtones I find that I'm a born again Christian every time I watch it.  Of course this film has bad influences on me as well.  I had once quit smoking for months & after watching the narrator chain smoke I was back up to 2 packs a day.  The worst is it's influence of drug use.  Marijuana is not a drug to be taken lightly especially if you are eat turkey that hasn't been tested by the FDA.  Thanks to Blood Freak I didn't heed the warning, smoked so much pot that a I ate an entire Butterball turkey.  Then I had a big turkey nap, dreamed I was a mutant turkey & killed a bunch of fucking pilgrims for stealing the Native's land



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